It is Birthday Week in Bastardland. Momma Bastard, Brother Bastard, Little Bastard and myself all get one step closer to our meetings with The Grim Reaper. In honor of this special occasion, The Kill(s) of the Week come from Happy Birthday to Me (1981).
THE PLOT: Members of an elite group of snobs, known as The Top Ten, are killed off one by one in some of the most imaginative ways in all of slasherdom.
THE KILLS: This clip features all six, rather ingenious death scenes including one by way of motorcycle wheel and the infamous death by skewer.