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PostPosted: Wed May 12, 2010 3:10 am    Post subject: Zombies Vs Ewoks Add User to Ignore ListReply with quote

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Ewoks, scourge of the Galactic Empire — able to thwart the greatest evil the galaxy has ever known with nothing more than sharpened sticks, rope, logs and a few heavy rocks. How would this formidable band of furry assassins fair against wave upon wave of the undead? Would their spears, cunning and natural camouflage be enough to protect their delicious, albeit minuscule, brains from consumption? Indeed, do Ewok brains taste as good as that of a human and would your average shit-kicking zombie even bother with Ewok gray matter when there are so many delectable stormtroopers at large?
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PostPosted: Wed May 12, 2010 3:21 am    Post subject: Re: Zombies Vs Ewoks Add User to Ignore ListReply with quote

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Ewoks, scourge of the Galactic Empire — able to thwart the greatest evil the galaxy has ever known with nothing more than sharpened sticks, rope, logs and a few heavy rocks. How would this formidable band of furry assassins fair against wave upon wave of the undead? Would their spears, cunning and natural camouflage be enough to protect their delicious, albeit minuscule, brains from consumption? Indeed, do Ewok brains taste as good as that of a human and would your average shit-kicking zombie even bother with Ewok gray matter when there are so many delectable stormtroopers at large?

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PostPosted: Wed May 12, 2010 3:24 am    Post subject: Add User to Ignore ListReply with quote

i thought you might
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PostPosted: Wed May 12, 2010 3:30 am    Post subject: Add User to Ignore ListReply with quote

"TK969 why did we buy that ´see the galaxy serve the empire'?"
" TK82-2, just ******* SHOOT! Shoot the undead furry bastishes!"

or n other words: the fluffiest cuddliest zombies roam...erm...wobble towards like plushy harbringers of doom.
Sounding enthusiastic all the way.

forget shooting them in the head, only option: Nuke them from orbit
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PostPosted: Wed May 12, 2010 3:44 am    Post subject: Add User to Ignore ListReply with quote

sweet, oh yeah, did you get the badge?
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sweet, oh yeah, did you get the badge?

I did! Thanks a lot buddy!
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PostPosted: Wed May 12, 2010 4:51 am    Post subject: Add User to Ignore ListReply with quote

Zombies vs Ewoks? That makes for some funny images. Still the way they crushed a crack personal legion of the Emperor, zombies don't stand a chance.
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PostPosted: Wed May 12, 2010 4:57 am    Post subject: Add User to Ignore ListReply with quote

true, but it would be funny to see
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PostPosted: Thu May 13, 2010 3:18 am    Post subject: Add User to Ignore ListReply with quote

I think we should skip the Ewoks vs. Zombies and jump straight to Zombie Ewoks against the Empire. Now that would be a battle!

Not to mention that Zombie ewoks just might be the cutest damn thing ever Very Happy
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PostPosted: Thu May 13, 2010 3:27 am    Post subject: Add User to Ignore ListReply with quote

ven cuter than this?


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PostPosted: Thu May 13, 2010 4:07 am    Post subject: Add User to Ignore ListReply with quote

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ven cuter than this?



The Zombiekitteh is undeniably übercute but the Ewoks have one secret weapon: George Lucas. That man has proven us again and again that he can produce the most anoyingly cute and useless creatures in the galaxy that always manage to fuck things up for others. So I'm pretty sure the Ewoks would get to the annoyance level of JarJar in their zombie form and beat us all to death with My Little Ponies Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Thu May 13, 2010 4:11 am    Post subject: Add User to Ignore ListReply with quote

touche, it'd be like a star wars version of Fido
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PostPosted: Thu May 13, 2010 4:12 am    Post subject: Add User to Ignore ListReply with quote

listen, if there is cute in the equation it comes from Zombies.
Given the choice of having a pet from the following three: cat, ewok or a zombie I would, repeatedly, choose the zombie.

yes, Fido.
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touche, it'd be like a star wars version of Fido

Heyyy, I like Fido! Laughing
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